Voicemail

[carsexual]

"Hey, you've reached Sam, uh, Sam Witwicky, and uh, I'm not here right now, obviously, but if you'll leave a message I'll get right back to you, I swear.  Especially if you're Mikaela.  If you're from the US government--not that I would know anyone from the US government if you're not, haha, how silly--then I'll get back to you.  Uh.  Eventually.  Hypothetically.

...okay bye."

BEEP.

Comments

Phone Madness!

[shiroi_tiger]

"This is the history teacher. And I should like to think that you'd have more sound judgement than to go discussing such things to me again in the future. You might come to regret such inappropriate subjects. Honestly."

[From here!]

Re: Phone Madness!

[carsexual]

(Continued here)