Voicemail

[carsexual]

"Hey, you've reached Sam, uh, Sam Witwicky, and uh, I'm not here right now, obviously, but if you'll leave a message I'll get right back to you, I swear.  Especially if you're Mikaela.  If you're from the US government--not that I would know anyone from the US government if you're not, haha, how silly--then I'll get back to you.  Uh.  Eventually.  Hypothetically.

...okay bye."

BEEP.

Comments

[lil-yellow.livejournal.com]

"Sam, if you heard the radio broadcast tonight, then do not worry if you don't find me in my room - I will be keeping a watch from the deck. Rest well."

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, Sam. Hi. Come in. I need your help with something."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

A call (http://senor-chado.livejournal.com/273.html?thread=1080081#t1080081) Chad had left him feeling hungry, so he decided to order a pizza, too.

"Hi, can I get an extra-large with anchovies and a lot of tomatoes? I mean, a lot. And extra sauce. And breadsticks, too. Room 312. Thanks."

[carsexual]

(Continued here)

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[heromaniac]

[returning this call]

"Hi. Uhm. I don't know that we've ever met so I really don't think that you coming to my room would be such a good idea even if your phone is making a noise. Or do I know you? Your number wasn't familiar and I don't recognize your voice. Are we in class together? And why would I stab anything? With what? Well, I guess if I had to, I could use my pen to stab someone. But still, I think if you really want to meet me you should ask properly."

Phone Madness!

[shiroi_tiger]

"This is the history teacher. And I should like to think that you'd have more sound judgement than to go discussing such things to me again in the future. You might come to regret such inappropriate subjects. Honestly."

[From here!]

Re: Phone Madness!

[carsexual]

(Continued here)

[solo_sword]

[From here.]

"That's very nice for you. Look, it's Fandom. Stabbing happens."

[carsexual]

(Continued here)