Voicemail

[carsexual]

"Hey, you've reached Sam, uh, Sam Witwicky, and uh, I'm not here right now, obviously, but if you'll leave a message I'll get right back to you, I swear.  Especially if you're Mikaela.  If you're from the US government--not that I would know anyone from the US government if you're not, haha, how silly--then I'll get back to you.  Uh.  Eventually.  Hypothetically.

...okay bye."

BEEP.

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Re: Phone Madness!

[carsexual]

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