Voicemail

[carsexual]

"Hey, you've reached Sam, uh, Sam Witwicky, and uh, I'm not here right now, obviously, but if you'll leave a message I'll get right back to you, I swear.  Especially if you're Mikaela.  If you're from the US government--not that I would know anyone from the US government if you're not, haha, how silly--then I'll get back to you.  Uh.  Eventually.  Hypothetically.

...okay bye."

BEEP.

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[heromaniac]

[returning this call]

"Hi. Uhm. I don't know that we've ever met so I really don't think that you coming to my room would be such a good idea even if your phone is making a noise. Or do I know you? Your number wasn't familiar and I don't recognize your voice. Are we in class together? And why would I stab anything? With what? Well, I guess if I had to, I could use my pen to stab someone. But still, I think if you really want to meet me you should ask properly."